Fifi discusses life.

Sat, 27 May 2006 07:30:23 GMT

Ok
guys im moving to wafflesthewoozy i cant be bothered remembering how to do any of that cutting shit or putiing in user names i mean its not that hard to find it aaaany way its just a little thing i decided to do, mainly because im sick of this account im gunna be posting a lot of stories and stuff you know i thought id try to get back into it.
Please join me its sahll be ever so much fun.

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:49:24 GMT

hi im am updating cus my cmputer said i should
Update
BE cool hunnybunny

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:52:47 GMT

okaye
the black book-o-rama is at my place
starting at 11:00am till we finish watching.
a few of you should know where i live and if you dont
plz dial this toll free number between the hours of now and later for info
0422 572 765
feel free to bring snacks cus i sure as hell cbf going out and buying em i may end up cooking something if your lucky
but im not making any promises
also bring any music that you have on cd that you recomend cus ill expand my musical knowledge

be cool hunnybunny

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:56:09 GMT

okaye
seeing as i havnt seen pretty much any of you
i have decided that, owing ot that fact hat i have in my possession the complete black books
and also that many of you have a dire need to see said fantastic english comedy
i have realised that is my duty to host a "Black Book Fest" at some stage in the coming Wendsday Thursday or Friday
if interested please notify me of a time that suites you best

Be cool, hunnybunnys

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:36:29 GMT

PULP FICTION IS FUCKIG AWSOME
THANK YOU QUENTIN TARANTINO

Be cool, hunnybunny.

Damn Touco

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:23:39 GMT

well the last two days have been great fun
i have been at a fencing camp and i gotta tell ya
my suffering is ineffiable
hour apon hour of bieng stabbed at by cock-eyed fucks who couldn't hit a padded suface if thier life depended on it
i mean how hard is it, its only my fucking chest. And then theres Touco i was a few minutes late for a warm up because my body wire frayed
and i needed a new one so he gives me twenty push ups, ok so your all think thats not so bad, well try twenty push ups with eduardo (a twinkette who is actually rather cool what with himbeing possesed by an overwhenming desire to conqure the universe and all) sitting on my back.

But apart from that its great fun. NO really. I enjoy going its fun. although its rather tiring and painful.
Last night i was too tired to get into bed so i fell asleep on my beanbag and awoke with my face entrenched in a pair of socks so...

camp finishes on friday and give me a day to regain the use of my limbs, so if by sunday anyone is looking for time to kill or conversley enjoys my
presence more than slowly letting your mind disintergrate infront of a t.v/compy gimme a call and ill disintergrate it for you faster and at no extra cost

Damn Touco.

"If you rearrange the letters of christmas you get SHIT CRASM. LIke a Shit Chasm only less so.

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:05:05 GMT

hey
everybody who can
meet up at norton street plaza for fission chips at a about 12ish
all of you who cant come anyway and but seeing as im poor and contact deprived tell people
so we have mucho fun
be there or be slighly more cubular than you are now
*glares until you decide to come*

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:21:57 GMT

01. who are you, what’s our relationship:
02. how and where did we meet:
03. what’s my middle name:
04. how long have you known me:
05. tell me one good thing about myself:
06. when you first saw me what was your impression:
07. my age:
08. birthday:
09. my favorite band at the moment:
10. colour eyes:
11. do i have any siblings:
12. have you ever had a crush on me:
13. what’s one of my favorite things to do:
14. do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you:
15. describe me in 3 words:
16. name 5 things i love:
17. do you think i’m good looking:
18. how would you describe me to someone:
19. would you ever date me:
20. tell me one thing you’ve always wanted to say but never did:
21: what do you like most about me:
22: if we could spend a day together what would we do:
23: have we ever gotten in a fight:
24: do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years:
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I’ll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything what would it be?
32. When’s the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? DOnt even bother with this one unless you hav nothing better to do. Stupid fuckikng question.
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day? In what way?

oh and
http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Band+Name+Literalisms&display=photoshop&id=8249 check this out and then ljust look through the sight its worth it i recomend going to corupt thy children (under C) ver funnny.

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:29:33 GMT

hey hoes

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
then
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns.php

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:49:38 GMT

also

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/stickers.html

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:42:40 GMT

Black Books meet is coming.

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:36:09 GMT

Hey Bitches

My First update in a while
so

Recent News: None
Old News: None
Exciting Events: None
Terrific Achievments: None
Aint got:None
Aint getting:None
Aint gunna get: None
(thats why shes a:None)
oh yeah
hahhahahahaha

how many of you lot remember a game called Gliderpro
HOW AWESOME WAS THE MUSIC!!!!!
I found a song to that music (Mr E's Beautiful Blues - Eels)

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 11:26:07 GMT

i did not know benji but i still felt his death
he will be missed
i was inspired to write this, forgive me

Rain poured down from the sky, as cold as ice and as fierce as fire, high on a lone pinnacle of rock, a man could be see between the brilliant flashes of blue and purple lightning. Dressed in a simple robe he held his arms aloft, as though inviting the lightning to strike him down. For hours, it seemed he stood, arms wide, welcoming oblivion. Then a low humming began, so deep that I could be felt in the very ground , it reverberated around the valley bouncing off rocks an trees and back, into the very soul. Slowly the humming grew louder and more forceful, and as the humming intensified so did the storm. Howling winds blew in all directions but still the man stood steady, waging war against the sky. The lightning strikes increased in tempo, and as though it had building up to it all night the lightning began to explode from the bruised cloud nearer and nearer to the craggy spire. Finally after what seemed a lifetime of waiting surge of pure, white hot energy burst forth and struck the bedraggled figure. The change was instantly noticable, a glowing blue nimbus materialised, surrounding the mans body with crackling sapphire sparks, so intense that only his vague outline could be discerned through the flickering haze. And, all at once the humming, reached such a low pitch , that it blocked out all other sound so that nothing, not even the driving rain could be heard, it was so palpable that pressed in on the eardrums and smothered them, like a blanket that cannot be seen. Then slowly, very slowly the nimbus and the man it contained began rise off the ground. Faster it rose until finally hovered in the air, several hundred meters above the rocky chasm below. The sky cracked, as a jagged bolt of light burned through the darkness and made contact with the radiant sphere. Gradually it began to spin, faster and faster until it was a rounded mass of solid blue, the heavens groaned as more and more violent streaks shot towards the spinning ball, each one adding to the brightness. As it seemed it could not become any brighter a brilliant explosion seared through night, and suddenly it was gone, the only reminder that the fantastic display had ever existed was a few vivid blue sparks etched forever into clouds above .

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:42:01 GMT

you know your life is in a sad state of affairs
when stay in bed for hours because dreaming is preferable to real life
nad whne you7 wake ylou are gipped by unctrolable saddnes that what happened in your dreams never actually happened ad will never happen i dont mean things like flighing through the air on a bed full of georgeous naked virgins
just everyday stuff opportunities i missed, things i should have done but didnt
like if i said this to her then maybe we would still be toghether or maybe if i was more like this from the start i would be more fundamentally likable
and sometimes even my dreams are like my real life im alwayss on the outside looking in i hear about people always saying "so and so and i went and saw a movie it was so cool" "or i went to bla massive party on the weekend and bla, bla ,and yadda yadda was there " and im always there hereing about it
but never being a part of it, whenever i want to catch up with people its alays me who makes th first step i never get ask to tag along or do stuff its like im there when you have nothing better to do but then POOF and i just disappear when im not needed, im just somthing used to fill in time between interesting stuff
well im gunna go watch Love Actually in the vain hope that itll help
lata

Fish; the missing link between man and ape

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:26:24 GMT

woot
i we finally finished filming our music movie
woot
i was bored after school so i hung round and talked to

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woot
i we finally finished filming our music movie
woot
i was bored after school so i hung round and talked to <lj-user=mastercampbell> for a bit about genetics
and we figured out the missing link between man and ape
fish
nothing hapens for generations, then one day 2 ppl with the wrong gene meet and BAM!!! theres fins and scales everywhere
YYYAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:32:41 GMT

gday
any of you ever seen a movie called Caberet about nazi germany and stuff its a music thing its awesome

The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The stag in the forest runs free
But gathered together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to me

The branch on the linden is leafy and green
The Rhine gives its gold to the sea (Gold to the sea)
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to me

Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me

[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee
But soon says the whisper, arise, arise
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me

sounds pretty good right, wrong. this is song by Nazi's refering to upcoming raid on britian

heres some more
Meine Damen und Herren, Madames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Und now, once again, Frulein Sally Bowls!
SALLY BOWLES:
What good is sittin' alone in your room
Come hear the music play,
Life is a cabaret old chum
Come to the cabaret.
Put down that knittin', the book and the broom
Time for a holiday,
Life is a cabaret old chum
Come to the cabaret.
Come taste the wine, come hear that band
Come blow your horn, start celebratin'
Right this way, your table's waitin'
No use permittin' a prophet of doom
Wipe every smile away, yes
Life is a cabaret old chum
Come to the cabaret!

I used to have a girl friend known as Elsie
With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea
She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower
As a matter of fact she rented by the hour
The day she died the neighbors came to sneaker
Well, that's what comes of too much pills and licqueur
But when I saw her laid down like a queen
She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen
I think of Elsie to this very day,
I remember how she turned to me and said:
What good is sittin' alone in your room
Come hear the music play,
Life is a cabaret old chum
Come to the cabaret
Put down that knittin', the book and the broom
Time for a holiday,
Life is a cabaret, old chum
So come to the cabaret.
And as for me,
As for me,
I made my up back in Chelsea
When I go, I'm going like Elsie,
Start by admitting go cradle to tumb
Isn't that a longer stay
What good is sittin' alone in your room
Come hear the music play, yes
Life is a cabaret old chum
It's only a cabaret old chum
And I love a cabaret!
Yes, life is a cabaret old chum
Only a cabaret old chum
So come to the cabaret

also if anyone wants to be included in the Novel tell me cus im gunna put you in anyway but u might not like wahat i give you

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 07:52:49 GMT

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hmmm
hello
do you ever have those mornings where you wake up look in a mirror and go
"god damn im sexy"
adn sometimes you wake up go
"oh jesus what ran over your face in the night"
well i had one of those this morning, right now i feel really fucked up and confussed
i was reading through <lj-user="kwazy_kate">'s lj and i realised just how out of touch ive become
stuck in a class with one real freind and anyone who knows me should know that i like being in touch
but thats not really it
whats really messed me up is that well i went for a while strongly liking ___________ and the i went througha period of not liking anyone
and now i really strongly like two people adn its all fucked up

well thats a proper entry
hooray
i dunno i might pull a sickie on monday ill sse how i feel
i might go sit in the garden and think for a bit
next pat of the story im stil gunna keep postin it even if your still not gunna keep commenting
<lj-cut text="Part 3"> High up, on the pinacle of the tallest, most evil-looking peak in the Coiled Mountains, Fifi La ’Crème gurgled happily. ‘ Hee Hee Hee everything was gradually falling into place. The Underwoodling beasts were almost in position, the goblins, being do unbeleivably stupid hadn’t noticed a thing, and as for that pesky vigilante group, what was it ? Oh yes The-People-What-Don’t-Like-What-Your-Doing., he hopped their fighting was better than their grammar otherwise they didn’t stand a chance, they didn’t stand a chance anyway but it would be more fun to watch if they thought they did.’ “I shouldn’t get over c-confident”, he chided himself, stutterishly, after all there was still along way to go till the plans’ completion. Also there was some alarming news from the Rumour Mill, that there was a new band of freedom fighters calling themselves SLF, Memo to self: fix Rumour Mill. But what was he going to do about these subversives. Ah, I know, I’ll send the Curlys to investigate. “CURLYS, IN HERE, NOW!”
<lj-cut>

Daaarrrrgggggg

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:58:19 GMT

Ddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT HO LAND LUBBERS??
TODAY BE THE DAY WHERE YE ASK YERSELVE BE YE PIRATE OR BE YE PANSY
DDDAAAARRRGGGG! FOR TODAY BE
INTERNATIONAL SLEEP WITH A PIRATE DAY
DDDDDAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!!! FIRST AY OF INTERNATIONAL CREEPY PIRATES WEEKS
DDDAAARRRRGGGGG GIVIN YE AN EXCUSE TO SPEND HOURS ON END TALKIN LIKE A PIRATE AND MAKIN SLEEZY PIRATE PICK-UPS
DDDDAAAARRRRRGGGGG !!!!!! IF YE BE WANTIN SUM HELP WITH THE PICK-UPS PUT ON A FUCKING EYEPATCH
AND PIRATENESS WILL FLOW THROUGH YER VEINS
DDDDAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
CONGRADS TO mastercampbell AND HIS BUSTY WENCH kwazy_kate

note this isnt yet an international holiday but im hoping to get it recognised
so if ye could all post this in ur journal id be gratefull
yes i do no there is a talk like a pirate day but one day is not enough for being a pirate SO THATS WHEN THIS FINISHES
ddaaarrrrggg!!!!
may cause loss of voice and a sore throat so losengers are advised

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 06:54:58 GMT

okeedokee
im gunna give this one more try here b story
u b commenting plz
look this b really important to me so here b that nexy bit
umm if u want to check the first installment its three entrys ago
Down on the ground, however things were not quite as peachy as they appeared from on high. As any number of large, repulsivly pungent ogres, trundled about hauling great carts loaded full of bits of scrap metal, swaying towers of dung plums, and occasionally some eggs from the Giant Gnargle bird prized so highly for making soufle, bound to some goblin village. Right across, The Plane, from Gobotown to Hobgobotown, and even right across the Plains of the Great Unwashed to Yobotown, the news was spreading, something was afoot.
Or afeet if, as was suspected it had anything to do with the infamous La’Crème.

note yes i hav written fifi into the story and its not proofed so comment on wrod changes not spelling mistakes plz
and if you could tell people about i would like the veiw of a wider audience thanks

hmmm actual update
i feel a bit messed up right no concerning a few things mostly what i want for foodage
i might give a few more details about whats really concerning me if i get more comments than i did for the last story.

im just gunna see how long this thing goes for so here how bout a song mary had a little lamb little

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:07:37 GMT

Beethoven is fuking awesome i swear
im mean hsit how fucking cool is he , SHIT DAHR *HEAD EXPLODES!!!!!!! IN TOTAL AWSOMENESS*
so after skkol i was play piano cconcertos umm. i forget which one, i had it at top volume my mum cums in to yell at me, heres its beethoven and walks out
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to worry freinds i wont be like that guy from clockwork orange although i beleive he has excellent taste.

i swaer go out and buy his 5th its fucking cool if you dont i will think of you as a undereducated roadkill

love hug kisses and beethoven for all those how need it
yay beethoven
and im sure beethoven will want you to go and comment on my story of 2 entrys ago
cmon it means alot to me plz

BEETHOVEN'D

Har Har, fools i used extra virgin olive oil

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 09:32:43 GMT

baa baa black sheep have you any wool
yes but you aint geting any , i am sick to death of exploited and used for the benefit of other speciest, arseholes such as yourself.
The black sheep then went on to lead a cultural revolution, bringing his fellow sheep arm in arm up against the farmers and other wool users, aned after lengthy court procedings, the sheep won the right to their own wool married dolphinss and led a happy existance, marketing the worlds first wet look knitwear..
And , dear freinds the moral of this story is
when sheep get troublesome, i know some good lamb rescipes.

also
you no quiz thing with the five q's
yeah well u no the drill
oh and ah
i couldnt help noticing that no 1 has commented on the segment of story that i put in
so cmon i really would like some feedback
so yeha
*rides camel dresed in mini skirt into distance*

Well, theres bad Aspestos and theres nice Aspestos

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 08:12:47 GMT

Okey-dokey pig in a pokey
well seeing as im bored in going to start posting para graphs of my book
which u cna comment on for changes or idea or whateva

Waffles the Woozy

A new day was dawning , the sea was furry, the grass was a shade of pale vermillion and the sun was feeling exceedingly lethargic. It looked like it was going to turn out to be a perfect day, the beach-bums were surfing, the Toasterboids were elimating a gang of vicious goffers who were encroaching on their territory and the skreetlings were doing what ever the hell it is that skreetlings do. However, as was his want the sun was bored, I mean what are you supposed to do, in the sky, it was alright for the moons, there were enough of them for a full poker hand, but what was he supposed to do? Solataire? Cup-and-ball? Hide and seek, “1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, Where’ve you gone? Whoop, there you are. Now you’re counting” Eh …No. So, with nothing better to do the sun, hummed tunelessly as he watched people on the ground below, scurrying about on their business like ants, “Hmm, I wish I had a magnifing glass”

i shood update with story bits every so often

Ok, but dont start anything

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:50:16 GMT

Its Friiiiiidaaaaaayyyy Night lets get ready to Paaaaarrrrrrrt
"Dont u dare u party as the verb in this sentance!"

my first cut

yay

Cool, a toasted hand.

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 11:23:22 GMT

bipb bipdybip boop bupp Arsehole
UPDATEING TIIIIMMEEEE-EEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEEck
BUyt just to make things tad more confusing im going to report about my hols as though im in the past , seeing into the future but telling it backwards
so instead of saying te first thing firsti will say the last thing first and the first thing last but make it sound as though the last thing was first, also it will be in code. Ready, cus i suyre aint
153/-365841/-1224//1964/-7235456/457345/-134645245/-72346/-265145/-643/-725637/-577/-7235456/457345/-134645245/-7-55/5534895//23/354678665468/36797-///2345687/-7885-/5745609/-6173/- 7235456/457345/-1346/-45245/-7457345/-134645245/-72346345/-134645245/-72346/-265145/-643/-725637/-57772/-35456/457345/-134645/-45/-7-55/5534895//23/354678665468/36797-///2345687/-7885-/5745609/-6173/- 7235456/457345/-13464345/-134645245/-7-55/5524//1964/-7235456/457345/-134645245/-72346/-2///
Get that ok?
if i get 3 comments from different people i will repeat that in english

livejournal'd

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 12:39:24 GMT

jam jam jam
i that is to say me which in turn is also saying i
am going away, that is to say leaving, that in turn which will also be almost saying to skiii
i am feeling rather vengefull, that is to say i hate you all, wich in turn means most of you
so i am sending out a message to all of you who hav insulted me in the past coupla days (there has been alot of you)
you can all fuck off and die
u filthy sons of bitches i hope your head falls off at an inconvenient time
lots of love Fifi